My girlfriend likes to keep it sexy. We’re on our way to a BBQ. Yay!
My girlfriend likes to try different colors and bold styles. She’s cool like that. Then she asks me what I think. I like this color. I think it looks nice.
My girlfriend likes to work in lingerie. Some of her favorite items are black things and slinky things. She’s more productive that way. Yes, she works in lingerie. Yay!
Me: I’m going to gamble $200 bucks.
GF: No. Don’t “gamble”, win.
OK, I’m winning!
I go to Vegas with the GF. She demands gambling at the Passion Pit, then treats me to Peepshow Las Vegas and explains who Holly Madison is. Wears this…
“We’re gonna do it, soooooo good! It’ll make my t****** bounce cause his c*** is so big and he p***** me so hard! Ya! Ya! Ya”! She sings about sex in the shower (while drinking wine).
“I’m just gonna go. It’s safe” Runs red lights.
My girlfriend often wears this combo because she knows I like it. She thinks about stuff like that, and knows its important. Favorite combo: White tank top, black bra.
My girlfriend looks amazing. I like to watch her get dressed in the morning. The other day she pinches her hip and says, “I’m going to do some excersizes so you can bounce a quarter off my ass” (I already can). She’s so funny.
My girlfriend is awesome. That’s all I have to say about that. You know what? She doesn’t even try.